It's raining outside and freezing cold. The Christmas holiday is upon us but we all know that too will be over in a flash. There is always the pleasure of giving our loved ones their gifts but what to do when that's over and your supply of new socks have been stowed away for the coming year.
Ok so that's maybe a little pessimistic but lets be honest we are not children anymore and the holiday spirit is somewhat diluted by the hard cold facts of modern day life. So lets cut to the chase and like a group of men on a Friday night out in Vegas lets look at what we can do to have some fun.
If you read the title then you already know what the answer is, yes it is time to play some online casino games. If you didn't know that was coming then it is time for you to go and sit quietly in a dark corner somewhere so you cannot harm yourself.
The trick to playing at the casino is simple, I could tell you what software to use to win the slots jackpot every time you play, how to count cards in an online blackjack game, but ask yourself if I really knew how to do that would I share it with you? Just like the gazillions of emails I get each and every day claiming to be able to make me $100 trillion in 23 seconds with no effort on my part. Again if you believe any of these people go and join our friends in the dark corner over there.
Before we move on, everyone that is left take another step away from the crazy people in the corner, believing internet get rich schemes can be infectious you know. There is some information you do need to understand before you play, not a get rich quick plan but just the sound basis for your foray into online casinos.
Playing at a casino is just about luck right? you cannot influence the outcome without becoming a security guards shot put through the front doors right? correct and if you still believe you can then you know where you should be sitting. There is some information that will help when you first get started. It will not make you rich but will even things up a bit. The thing to remember at this point is that all casinos have a payout percentage and spread over the different game types this is usually about 98%.
What you need to grasp and I am sure you will given that we have removed all the crazy folk earlier is that the percentage is set against the cash that you are willing to put up to play. It follows therefore that if you were to double your cash the percentage would remain the same. However what if you use a casino bonus and double your cash, that is free money so you have just gained a 2% advantage or a casino percentage payout of 100% which is up from the average of 98%. Are you still with me or do you need us to make some room in that gloomy corner over there?
Obviously any casino would very quickly go bust if they did this every day so what they do is impose what is known as a wager requirement. This varies from casino to casino but means you have to play the winnings from your bonus cash maybe 20 times. Sound like it is not worth the effort? If you choose your game carefully and do not get carried away this is quite easy to achieve.
The one thing that is certain is that the more you play the more your priority will shift from getting free cash and trying to beat the house to enjoying the casino itself. At this point as long as you treat the money you spend as an entertainment cost you are a winner. Any winnings you get are a pure bonus.
Lets finish up with that software to make the online slot machines payout and help you count cards online. Really? you still believe me? well we saved some room over there in that dark corner just for you, before you go though make sure you have a wonderful Christmas and a very Happy new Year. - 30229
Ok so that's maybe a little pessimistic but lets be honest we are not children anymore and the holiday spirit is somewhat diluted by the hard cold facts of modern day life. So lets cut to the chase and like a group of men on a Friday night out in Vegas lets look at what we can do to have some fun.
If you read the title then you already know what the answer is, yes it is time to play some online casino games. If you didn't know that was coming then it is time for you to go and sit quietly in a dark corner somewhere so you cannot harm yourself.
The trick to playing at the casino is simple, I could tell you what software to use to win the slots jackpot every time you play, how to count cards in an online blackjack game, but ask yourself if I really knew how to do that would I share it with you? Just like the gazillions of emails I get each and every day claiming to be able to make me $100 trillion in 23 seconds with no effort on my part. Again if you believe any of these people go and join our friends in the dark corner over there.
Before we move on, everyone that is left take another step away from the crazy people in the corner, believing internet get rich schemes can be infectious you know. There is some information you do need to understand before you play, not a get rich quick plan but just the sound basis for your foray into online casinos.
Playing at a casino is just about luck right? you cannot influence the outcome without becoming a security guards shot put through the front doors right? correct and if you still believe you can then you know where you should be sitting. There is some information that will help when you first get started. It will not make you rich but will even things up a bit. The thing to remember at this point is that all casinos have a payout percentage and spread over the different game types this is usually about 98%.
What you need to grasp and I am sure you will given that we have removed all the crazy folk earlier is that the percentage is set against the cash that you are willing to put up to play. It follows therefore that if you were to double your cash the percentage would remain the same. However what if you use a casino bonus and double your cash, that is free money so you have just gained a 2% advantage or a casino percentage payout of 100% which is up from the average of 98%. Are you still with me or do you need us to make some room in that gloomy corner over there?
Obviously any casino would very quickly go bust if they did this every day so what they do is impose what is known as a wager requirement. This varies from casino to casino but means you have to play the winnings from your bonus cash maybe 20 times. Sound like it is not worth the effort? If you choose your game carefully and do not get carried away this is quite easy to achieve.
The one thing that is certain is that the more you play the more your priority will shift from getting free cash and trying to beat the house to enjoying the casino itself. At this point as long as you treat the money you spend as an entertainment cost you are a winner. Any winnings you get are a pure bonus.
Lets finish up with that software to make the online slot machines payout and help you count cards online. Really? you still believe me? well we saved some room over there in that dark corner just for you, before you go though make sure you have a wonderful Christmas and a very Happy new Year. - 30229
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